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12:31am August 2, 2014
thezookeeperisveryfondofrum:

durnesque-esque:

youwillcurse:

Got a pin for coming to the non-3D midnight show!

…. that doesn’t look like a pin.

Looks like they’re guarding more than just the galaxy.

thezookeeperisveryfondofrum:

durnesque-esque:

youwillcurse:

Got a pin for coming to the non-3D midnight show!

…. that doesn’t look like a pin.

Looks like they’re guarding more than just the galaxy.

10:38pm August 1, 2014

yourbrobrooke:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

10:37pm August 1, 2014

Distance / Lovers parallels

10:32pm August 1, 2014

mcr-for-the-masses:

mcr-for-the-masses:

I’m going to read a Spongebob fic

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I am not the same person I used to be

10:31pm August 1, 2014

kitskittle:

kitskittle:

flashlight girl and deer boy

i think i broke my eyes

// ok so apparently the new troll is more of a jackalope! thanks to those who pointed it out aaa ((learn sth new everyday hhehe))

9:32pm August 1, 2014

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

9:31pm August 1, 2014

emswalkabout:

Jean has a thing for Marco’s smile

9:22pm August 1, 2014

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

11:03pm June 7, 2014
kawayuni:

env0:

spencerofspace:

I got a few messages asking how, when I’m in cosplay, I can go from being a cute girl to a hot guy. I said it was in a posture. I thought I would illustrate this.

I…wow.

What… the hell?TEACH ME THIS MAGIC

kawayuni:

env0:

spencerofspace:

I got a few messages asking how, when I’m in cosplay, I can go from being a cute girl to a hot guy. I said it was in a posture. I thought I would illustrate this.

I…wow.

What… the hell?
TEACH ME THIS MAGIC

11:02pm June 7, 2014
saturdaydetention:

this is so terrifying

saturdaydetention:

this is so terrifying

8:32pm June 5, 2014

〜( ̄▽ ̄〜) 〜( ̄▽ ̄)〜 (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜

(ノ゚ο゚)ノミ★゜・。。・゜゜・ Hey hey anyone wanna switch numbers and text?  we can talk about anything like…. ice cream. i like ice cream (⊃ ´ω`)⊃♥⊂(´ω` ⊂)

9:34am June 4, 2014

fartgallery:

Type your url: fartgallery
Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy
Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery
Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—

9:32am June 4, 2014

ijustloveyoutubers:

hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast

But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.

9:25am June 4, 2014

"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

"Shall we order dessert?"

"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

9:21am June 4, 2014
wuzidan:

Some snk fanart I did a few months back.

wuzidan:

Some snk fanart I did a few months back.