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6:49pm September 8, 2014

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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6:48pm September 8, 2014

sluttymistletoe:

fuckin aquata

6:47pm September 8, 2014
Anonymous asked: DIRKjake kisssing? :3

verschwendete-kreativitaet:

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Anytime, sweetie ;D
Nah anyway hope you like it! Took a bit longer..but it’s Dirkjake, so it’s a time well spent.

Dirk Strider and jake English from Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

Fanart (c) verschwendete-kreativitaet.tumblr.com

6:47pm September 8, 2014

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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7:05pm August 26, 2014
karkata-vantas:

whizzbees:


Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

karkata-vantas:

whizzbees:

Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.image

6:58pm August 26, 2014

charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

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GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

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i win

6:57pm August 26, 2014

junkoandthediamonds:

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based on a real conversation with my mom

6:56pm August 26, 2014

gerard-you-little-shit:

mutisija:

list of unnecessary comments:

  • OMG THE NOTES!!!1
  • INSTANT REBLOG!!
  • I HAVE REBLOGGED THIS NOW 101760935 TIMES
  • I REGRET NOTHING!
  • nightbloggers are here XD
  • THIS^^^^^^^
  • IF YOU DONT REBLOG THIS YOU ARE HEARTLESS PIECE OF SHIT
  • Follow for more epic lulz XD
  • ITS BACK!!!
  • *9124856015 reaction gifs*
  • Funny part in bold
  • Funny part in bold
  • FUNNY PART IN BOLD

oh you forgot the best one

  • i tried to scroll past I really did
6:54pm August 26, 2014
  • Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
  • Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?
12:31am August 2, 2014
thezookeeperisveryfondofrum:

durnesque-esque:

youwillcurse:

Got a pin for coming to the non-3D midnight show!

…. that doesn’t look like a pin.

Looks like they’re guarding more than just the galaxy.

thezookeeperisveryfondofrum:

durnesque-esque:

youwillcurse:

Got a pin for coming to the non-3D midnight show!

…. that doesn’t look like a pin.

Looks like they’re guarding more than just the galaxy.

10:38pm August 1, 2014

yourbrobrooke:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

10:37pm August 1, 2014

Distance / Lovers parallels

10:32pm August 1, 2014

mcr-for-the-masses:

mcr-for-the-masses:

I’m going to read a Spongebob fic

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I am not the same person I used to be

10:31pm August 1, 2014

kitskittle:

kitskittle:

flashlight girl and deer boy

i think i broke my eyes

// ok so apparently the new troll is more of a jackalope! thanks to those who pointed it out aaa ((learn sth new everyday hhehe))

9:32pm August 1, 2014

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.