Loki’s age is 1048 years old
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
i am craving Taco Bell.. i gotta stay strong i cut fast food out of my diet 5 days ago
you can doing it. just give the french frying to a me
i almost said something rude but i went to your blog and english isn’t your first language and this is actually pretty good for someone who never formally learned english im proud of you
thanks you friend. it my third language. i try harder for french frying
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
Actually, it was the Vikings. They discovered both Iceland and Greenland, and when they realized the weather, named them opposites to confuse their enemies. So the enemies would go to Greenland, expecting it to be all pretty and green and good for farming, but it was all ice. Vice versa for Iceland.
mah peeps gotchu
this is the single gayest thing this show has done
let’s take gif one
where we have cas lightly stroking his beer bottle as he smiles and looks at Dean through his lashes (keep in mind he is supposed to be drunk)
then we have gif two
where he winks at Dean and Dean looks away from him and looks down.
and onto gif three
where Cas clinks their bottles together and smiles
Like Dean is 100% like “omg Cas you’re so drunk and Sam is here this is so embarrassing” because Cas is a flirty drunk and he is flirting with Dean
Your skin is a pale grey… You wear shaped and painted clay on top of your head. You talk about 4 different types of romance instead of one.
I know what you are.
Say it….out loud.
You’re a Homestuck.
HOLY SHIT GUYS, LOOK AT THIS
and today I got an LJ comment notification from shizayats saying that she and her friend had recognized themselves in the drawing and decided to cosplay it. LOOK AT THIS, I JUST. CAN’T STOP FLAILING, I’M SO UTTERLY DELIGHTED.
OH MY GOODNESS. (Ignore me while I give up cosplaying forever, they win.)